My Very Most Dearest
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
I am the guy to do your recruiting
For I have The Sheeple eating out of my hand
That’s why I should be your number one man
Yes, if you’ll help me, I’ll sure as shooting
Have my Gullible Followers rooting for Putin
Just don’t tell my
Deep-State
Shadow-Government
What we’ve been doing
We don’t need to talk about
Our plans for looting
Their God given rights under
The United States Constitution
With my bombastic arrogance, I will decisively flagellate
All those who object to my being their magistrate
My Republican opponents, I will emasculate
With my predisposition to pathologically fabricate
Corrupt Views and Fake News
I will constantly propagate
Freedom of Speech I will contaminate
Freedom of the Press I will thoroughly decimate
The Democratic Process I will decapitate
Liberty and Justice, I will incapacitate
“We the People” I will assassinate
Yes, Mr. President Putin
Your hopes and dreams
I will manifest
If you will only make me
Your Manchurian Candidate